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Published on: 05/08/2020 08:16 AMReported by: rogerblaxall
Plagued by nuisance phone calls?
We have a display which shows the caller's number so all of them go unanswered - but if you like a bit of mischief (and perhaps get yourself on the nuisance callers 'barred' list) why not try this little routine?
Phone rings - you scan the display and pick it up.
Put on a mock accent as they start their sales pitch before answering 'Thanks, I think you need the pheasant plucker.'
Go through the same routine a few times - they might have rung off by now!
Finally, you cotton on...
'Sorry, you really do need the pheasant plucker. He's not here but I know someone who can help.'
If they're still hanging on finally answer with this little ditty:
'I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes!'
Slowly now, and mind your language!
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