A paranoid Ormskirk driver’s escaped a ticket after parking on double yellow lines on busy County Road – saying he was socially distancing himself from other drivers.
QLocal took this exclusive photo of his blue Daihatsu; the 63-year-old was popping into the local newsagents for his Private Eye magazine but was worried about the number of other ‘dirty’ cars in the vicinity.
Police let him off with a warning.